October 2011
105 posts
September 2011
66 posts
Those people that are a combination of Yankee/Cowboy/Laker fans are the worst people ever.
“If you go home with someone, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.”
- John Waters
Well I kissed a girl with a broken jaw her father gave to her.
She had eyes bright enough to blind you they reminded me of yours.
Shit, the government’s an addict with a billion dollar a week kill brown people habit.
He said...
“are you calling a week in advance and hundreds of miles away to plan a booty call?”
I told him no, I just believe in efficiency. Ha!