Read this. You won’t regret it. I promise.
If you aren’t listening to the new Mastodon album tonight you’re doing Halloween/your life wrong.
and exhausted as ever. What a crazy few days. I had a lot of fun, but I understand why I had to move from there now. I feel like a burnout whenever I do anything in town, my body and my brain can’t handle late nights/drugs/alcohol anymore. Excited to be home where I can sleep in a bed with a cat and a glass of earl grey tea. But on the other hand Grand Rapids was amazing in every way. And it was nice to see friends, living up here makes me forget that I do have friends sometimes, they are all just in the city. And truthfully, I’m not sure if I’m ready to move back yet. I don’t think I am strong enough to move to Grand Rapids and not get sucked into the night life.
13 Things That Are Better Masturbation Material Than Lindsey Lohan:
- A bear mauling.
- A full portable toilet in summer.
- 19 Kids and Counting.
- A Broadway rendition of 2 Girls 1 Cup.
- Anything Holocaust.
- Finding Nemo.
- Fran Drescher sex noises.
- Kevin James eating baked beans.
- A 12-car pile-up.
- Bea Arthur bukkake.
- Thom Yorke’s lazy eye.
- Your mom.
Bonus: A Very She + Him Christmas.